How to do Corruption

How to Do Corruption? – Don't Tell INCOME TAX

"How to do corruption?"

I typed this on Google at 2 a.m. I was tired of my life. My salary was not enough. Rent, bills, and taxes were eating everything. On social media, everyone looked rich — buying cars, traveling, and posting stories from fancy cafes. I felt stuck. Just for fun (or maybe not), I searched “how to do corruption.”

Suddenly, something strange happened.

A message popped up on my screen:
“Want to learn something real? Come to Gate 7. 4:00 a.m.”

My heart started beating fast. Was this a joke? A virus? Or something serious?

I was scared. But something inside me whispered, “Go.”

🌫️ The Secret Meeting

At 4:00 a.m., I reached Gate 7 of the old airport. It was dark, cold, and quiet. My hands were shaking a little. I was scared — maybe I was doing something stupid.

Suddenly, a black car stopped in front of me. The window rolled down slowly.

A serious voice said, “Get in.”

I hesitated. My legs felt heavy. But I took a deep breath and stepped into the car.

Inside were two men. I couldn’t believe my eyes.

One was wearing a grey suit and sunglasses — Vijay Mallya.
The other had a soft smile, gold rings, and a calm face — Harshad Mehta.

I froze. Was I dreaming? Or trapped?

💬 The Conversation

Vijay Mallya looked at me and smiled. “Relax. You’re not in trouble,” he said.

But I was still nervous. My heart was beating fast.

Then he said, “You want to do corruption? Don’t steal. Don’t lie. Just be smarter.”

“Use ELSS, PPF, or NPS. These are legal ways to save tax and grow money. While others hide black money, you let your money grow clean and quietly.”

I slowly started to calm down.

Then Harshad Mehta spoke, “Want to earn more? Then start investing. But don’t gamble. Be smart. Start with index funds or banking mutual funds. They are strong in the long run.”

I asked, “But I don’t earn much… I’m scared to invest.”

He smiled and said, “Don’t worry. Start small. Even ₹500 a month is enough. But be regular. Stay patient. That’s how real money is made.”

I was still nervous, but also excited. It felt like a secret class. And I was the only student.

🚨 The Twist

Suddenly, a voice came through the car speaker:

“Security is coming. You have 90 seconds.”

Both men stood up.

Vijay gave me a small note. It said:

“The smartest corruption is legal. Know the system. Use it better than others.”

Harshad looked at me and said,
“Now go. And remember — don’t run after money. Let money come to you.”

They opened the door and disappeared into the foggy road. The car vanished.

I stood there, alone, shaking and shocked. But something inside me had changed.

💡 After That Night

I couldn’t sleep that morning. I kept thinking about their words.

Next day, I opened my first SIP — just ₹500. I read about ELSS and opened a PPF account. I started saving smartly. I wasn’t rich overnight, but for the first time, I felt in control.

Now, people ask me,
“How do you know so much about money?”

I just smile and say,
“Let’s just say… one scary night, I searched ‘how to do corruption’… and life gave me a secret lesson.”